♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE A MYSTERY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FINDING EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
THANK YOU FOR A WONDERFUL EVENING,
HEATHCLIFF.
WILL I SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT?
ONLY IF I'M BREATHING.
G'NIGHT, TOOTS.
CAN'T GO HOME...
I CAN IMAGINE IGGY PRACTICING HIS TROMBONE LESSON
ALL NIGHT LONG.
HMMM...
TOO BAD I GOT A WEAKNESS FOR MUSIC LOVERS.
I KNOW, THAT OLD EMPTY LOT!
THIS LOOKS LIKE A NICE QUIET SPOT.
WELL FERGUSON, HOW'S IT COMING?
YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE ONLY TWO WEEKS LEFT TO FINISH THE
HOUSE.
WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO MOVE TWICE.
AFTER ALL, IT WOULD BE SO UPSETTING TO JOSEPHINE,
HERE.
AND BELIEVE ME [YAWN] WHEN I'M UPSET,
EVERYBODY IS UPSET!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING, MR AND MRS. MAGILL.
WHEW!
IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN FISH AROUND HERE.
I WONDER WHY THE MAGILLS DON'T NOTICE?
I CERTAINLY HOPE THAT HE IS NOT REFERRING TO MY FAVORITE
PERFUME, EAU DE CANNERY!
I HAD IT IMPORTED SPECIAL!
I ASSURE YOU THIS HOUSE WILL BE FINISHED IN TWO WEEKS AS
PROMISED!
[SHOUTING] ALL RIGHT MEN!
LET'S GET TO WORK!
[JACKHAMMERING] YOW!
WOW!
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T KEEP TRACK OF THINGS?
I WAS SLEEPING IN THE WAY OF PROGRESS.
MMM...
SOMETHING AROUND HERE SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN FISH!
I HAVE TO VISIT THIS BLOCK MORE OFTEN.
BUT RIGHT NOW I'VE GOTTA FIND A PLACE TO SLEEP.
PERFERABLY ONE WITHOUT A HOUSING PROJECT GOING ON.
HEY, LOOK BOYS!
WE WOKE UP A CAT!
[LAUGHING] MAYBE HE WANTS TO HELP BUILD THE HOUSE.
HERE, BOY, YOU WANT A NICE RIDE IN THE CEMENR MIXER?
[LAUGHING]
THESE COMEDIANS ARE GONNA BE SORRY!
UH!
I GOTTA WASH THIS QUICK-DRYING CEMENT OFF BEFORE IT HARDENS!
WHEN THEY SAID THAT CEMENT IS QUICK DRYING,
THEY WEREN'T FOOLING!
I'LL GET YOU, CAT!
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I NEED A LITTLE HELP, AND YOU ARE THE LITTLEST HELP I COULD
THINK OF.
HELP YOURSELF CAT!
I GOT PROBLEMS OF MY OWN.
FOR INSTANCE, SORE FEET FROM BEING CHASED BY YOU!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TROUBLE IS,
MOUSE.
HELP ME OR FIND OUT JUST HOW BAD YOUR PROBLEMS CAN GET.
OH YEAH?
YEAH!
YOU'RE GONNA WISH ALL YOU HAD WAS TIRED FEET.
ALL RIGHT, YA BIG BULLY.
IS IT WORTH A HALF A POUND OF CHEESE?
WELL SURE.
I AIN'T UNREASONABLE.
HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO.
[WHISPERING]
LOOK AT THAT.
I WONDER WHERE HEATHCLIFF IS GOING WITH THAT ARMY OF MICE?
GO GET 'EM, BOYS!
FOR CHEESE AND TIRED FEET!
WHAT KIND OF CAT IS THAT, ANYWAY?
HE EVEN HAS MICE ON HIS SIDE!
WHOOPS!
THANKS, HEATHCLIFF.
[WHISTLES]
KEEP IT MOVING, BOYS.
IN THE MORNING, THERE'LL BE A NICE LITTLE SOMETHING IN YOUR
MOUSE HOLE FROM A GRATEFUL HOUSEHOLD.
THERE HS IS, SPIKE!
THERE'S THAT OL' DOG CATCHER RUNNING DOWN THE STREET WITH
HIS BIG NET!
[WHIMPERING]
AND YOU KNOW WHO HE'S AFTER, SPIKE?
NO.
WHY HE'S AFTER YOU, SPIKE!
NO.
HERE COMES THE DOG CATCHER!
LOOK OUT, MEN!
HERE COMES THAT CAT AGAIN!
NO CAT'S GONNA MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME!
AS LONG AS I HAVE TOOLS, I'M GONNA BUILD THIS HOUSE AS MANY
TIMES AS I GOTTA!
WELL THEN, MASTER BUILDER, I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE
YOUR TOOLS AWAY!
SPIKE'S OKAY FOR THE ROUGH AND TUMBLE JOBS,
BUT FOR MORE DELICATE WORK, I NEED SOMEBODY WITH A LITTLE
CLASS.
HEATHCLIFF!
I'M SO GLAD YOU STOPPED PLAYING WITH THOSE NASTY OLD
MICE.
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO WALK TODAY,
HEATHCLIFF?
THAT'S A WONDERFUL DIREECTION.
I KNOW WE'VE HAD SOME PROBLEMS,
MEN, BUT AS LONG AS WE HAVE OUR TOOLS,
WE CAN MEET ANY DEADLINE, EVEN ONE THAT'S TWO WEEKS AWAY!
WELL, HERE WE ARE, HEATHCLIFF.
TIME FOR MY FAMOUS DISAPPEARING TOOL TRICK.
NO CAT IS GOING TO STOP US!
IF THOSE GUYS HADN'T LAUGHED AT ME I COULD BE SLEEPING IN
THIS CARRIAGE INSTEAD OF HIDING HARDWARE IN IT!
AND TOGETHER WE CAN GET THIS JOB DONE!
ISN'T THAT CUTE!
HEATHCLIFF IS PLAYING HIDE AND GO SEEK WITH THE WORKMAN'S
TOOLS!
MARCY'S TERRIFIC.
I'M GLAD SHE'S ON MY SIDE.
BETTER GO DOWN, BABY.
IT'S DANGEROUS UP HERE.
MIGHT FALL DOWN GO BOOM!
WHAT HAS BABY GOT BEHIND HIS BACK?
BETTER GIVE ME THAT NASTY OLD SAW BEFORE BABY CUTS HIMSELF.
YOWWW!
HE WAS RIGHT!
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT TOOLS!
[SNIFF, SNIFF] I SMELL...
ROTTEN FISH!
[SNIFF!]
HI THERE, BIG, STRONG, AND FURRY!
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT ROTTEN FISH SMELL
IS EAU DE CANNERY!
MY FAVORITE PERFUME!
WELL FERGUSON, IT LOOKS AS IF WE WON'T BE ABLE TO MOVE INTO
THIS HOUSE IN TWO MONTHS, LET ALONE TWO WEEKS.
PLEASE, GIVE ME A CHANCE!
I NEVER MISSED A DEADLINE BEFORE.
IM' SORRY FERGUSON.
MRS. MAGILL, OUR CAT, AND I WILL HAVE TO LOOK FOR A
DIFFERENT PLACE TO LIVE.
OH NO!
I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
HEATHCLIFF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I DON'T SEE HOW WE CAN HAVE ANY FAITH IN A CONTRACTOR
WHO KEEPS HIS TOOLS IN A BABY BUGGY.
IF I LEARNED TO CONTROL MY TEMPER, THAT BEAUTIFUL CAT
WOULD BE LIVING IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, HEATHCLIFF?
POOR BABY! YOU LOOK AS IF YOU'VE LOST YOUR BEST FRIEND.
[SNIFF] WHAT'S THAT? SMELLS LIKE EAU DE CANNERY.
YEAH.
ANY CAT WHO WOULD WEAR EAU DE CANNERY IS SOME KIND OF HUSSY.
I'M SURPRISED THAT YOU'D EVEN LOOK AT A CAT LIKE THAT.
WELL I, UH, LOOK AT HER THE SAME WAY I LOOK AT YOU.
HEATHCLIFF!
I MEAN, UH, I, UH, I LOOK AT HER DIFFERENTLY THAN
I LOOK AT YOU. YEAH.
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS A FAT LIP.
THAT'LL LOOK GREAT ON MY BIG FAT MOUTH. YEESH!
OH LOOK AT THIS RIFF RAFF.
A PICTURE OF SKI MOUNTAIN.
OH, WOULDN'T IT BE OUTRAGEOUS TO GO UP THERE FOR A SKI TRIP!
YEAH, THAT'D BE ALRIGHT.
WE COULD LIGHT A FIRE AND GET REAL COZY.
YEAH, WOULDN'T THAT BE ROMANTIC?
OH, LET'S GO, RIFFY!
YOU CAN ARRANGE IT, CAN'T YOU?
SWEETHEART, I CAN ARRANGE ANYTHING!
I GET THE FEELING THIS ISN'T GONNA BE A FIRST CLASS TRIP,
RIFF RAFF.
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE JUST YOU AND ME.
WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO BRING THESE GUYS A LONG?
IT WON'T BE SO BAD, I NEED THESE GUYS ALONG TO CARRY THE
SKI STUFF.
SKI MOUNTAIN, FIRST CLASS MAIL.
HEH HEH HEH.
FARM EQUIPMENT, DESTINATION AFRICA.
THAT GETS RID OF THESE TROUBLEMAKERS ONCE AND FOR
ALL!
YAHOO!
LOOK AT ME, I'M GONNA SKI.
IT SEEMS A LITTLE WARM FOR SKIING.
[ANIMAL NOISES]
SAY, THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SKI MOUNTAIN.
WHERE'S THE SNOW?
SAY PAL, WHICH WAY TO SKI MOUNTAIN?
HAHAHAHAHA! SKI MOUNTAIN? THERE ISN'T NO SKIING FOR
MILES AROUND HERE. YOU'RE IN THE WILDEST
JUNGLES OF AFRICA, MY FRIEND.
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE.
AFRICA, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WE'RE GOING SKIING AND THAT'S THAT.
I DON'T THINK SO.
[LAUGHS]
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS PLACE.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE ENTERTAINMENT
WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
WELL RIFF RAFF HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET US OUT OF THIS ONE?
YEAH, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, WE'RE IN TROUBLE!
OK, EVERYBODY KEEP COOL.
I'VE GOT A PLAN.
HEY YOU GUYS, MY PAL RIFF RAFF HERE'S GOT A PLAN,
AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
NOW, THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO [WHISPERING]
OK, ONE, TWO, THREE!
JUST A LITTLE MORE.
C'MON MUNGO.
C'MON LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
LOOK OVER THERE.
WE CAN RIDE THOSE BIRDS OUTTA HERE.
STOP!!
THE CATS HAVE ESCAPED.
FIND THEM, DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY.
HEY RIFFY, YA ENJOYIN' THE RIDE?
GET THIS BIRD GOIN', CLEO.
THESE GUYS AIN'T LAUGHIN' ANY MORE!
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
I CAN'T SEE A THING.
WE GOTTA SHAKE THESE HYENAS.
GET READY TO FOLLOW ME, CLEO.
GOTCHA RIFFY.
DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!
A SNAKE, YIKES!
AHHHH!!
WOOOO!
C'MON ABOARD BOYS, THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM FOR YA.
HEY MAN, WHATTA PLAN, WE LEFT THOSE DOGS ON THE LAND.
YEA, WE LEFT 'EM DIDN'T WE GUYS?!
SURE MUNGO WE LEFT 'EM GOOD.
YEA FELLAS, YOU MIGHT SAY WE LEFT 'EM HANGIN' HIGH AND DRY.
[LAUGHING]
LOOK OVER THERE, THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PLACE
TO PULL IN, I DON'T SEE ANY TROUBLE.
WOOOOOOAAA!!
WHAT A RIDE!
[OUT OF BREATH] YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
CAN WE DO IT ONE MORE TIME?
CAN WE CAN WE?
WOOOOOAAAAHH!
LOOKS LIKE TROUBLE AHEAD RIFFY.
YEAH, BIG TROUBLE.
GOTTA THINK FAST.
PUT SOME CLAWS IN YOUR PAWS, WE'RE GOING OVER THE FALLS.
THIS IS IT, HOLD ON TO ME EVERYBODY!
NOW!
BOY, THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
BOY, THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.
GET OUTTA HERE!
NICE GOIN', RIFFY, WE COULD'VE BEEN GONNERS.
NO PROBLEM, NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF THIS PLACE.
NOT SO FAST.
SO YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY,
DID YOU?
WELL WE HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
WELL WISE GUY WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?
YOU GOT ME INTO THIS MESS AND ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GO SKIING
FOR THE WEEKEND.
WHADDA YOU EXPECT FROM ME, WHAT CAN YOU DO WHEN YOU HAVE
TO DEAL WITH A BUNCH OF HYENAS?
THAT'S IT, HYENAS, LAUGHING HYENAS! YOU GET IT CLEO? THEY'RE
LAUGHING HYENAS.
WELL IT'S WORTH A TRY.
HEY CHIEFY, GOT A MINUTE?
YEAH I GUESS I HAVE A MINUTE, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
LET'S SAY THIS IS YOUR LAST REQUEST.
[EVIL CHUCKLE]
SAY CHIEFY, DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE
TRAVELING SALESMAN?
HEY CHEIFY IS THAT YOUR NOSE OR ARE YOU EATING A BANANA?
I KNOW A CAT WHO BITES HIS NAILS SO MUCH,
HIS STOMACH NEEDS A MANICURE.
OH NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT, ARE YOU?
NO, PLEASE STOP, NO.
I KNOW A CAT WHO'S SO LAZY HIS FEET HURT BEFORE HE GETS OUT
OF BED!
HA HA, NO, STOP, PLEASE, NO MORE JOKES,
HA HA HA HA HA
I KNEW A GUY WHO CARRIED A CLUB TO A BALL GAME.
BECAUSE THE LIONS AND TIGERS WERE PLAYING!
I KNOW A GIRL WHO'S SO CLASSY SHE HAS ALLIGATOR BAGS UNDER
HER EYES.
C'MON GANG LET'S SCRAM!
LET'S ACE THIS PLACE WITHOUT A TRACE.
BOOGA, BOOGA!
UMPH!
QUICK, LET'S GET ON THIS BOAT!
WELL THAT WAS SOME KIND OF SKIING TRIP YOU TOOK US ON
RIFF RAFF.
YEAH, I WONDER HOW WE ENDED UP HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE SLOPES
BUT WE ENDED UP LIKE DOPES.
WELL RIFFY THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO REALLY
REST IN A FEW DAYS.
YEAH, BUT ONE THINGS STILL PUZZLES ME,
HOW DID WE END UP IN THE JUNGLE WHEN WE WERE GOING TO
SKI MOUNTAIN?
ELEMENTARY MY DEAR BOY, ELEMENTARY.
A FEW STROKES OF CRAYON, AND YOU WERE RE-ROUTED.
YOU!
WHY WE WERE ALMOST FINISHED.
I'M GONNA MONGRELIZE YA YOU MUTT!
WHEN I CATCH YOU I'M GONNA MAIL YA TO THE MOON!
READY OR NOT HERE I GO!
OOF!
YIIIIIIIIPPPPPEEEESSS!
RUIN MY VACATION, WILL YA?
YOU'RE GOING ON A LONG TRIP, LEROY!
LITTLE BIRDIE WIRDIE!
SPIKE'S GOTCHA!
LAY OFF THE BIRD BULB HEAD!
I ONLY WANTED TO HELP THE LITTLE GUY!
HE'S SO CUTE!
BUT HE CAN'T FLY!
SPIKE, THAT BIRD'S A FLEDGLING!
HE'S JUST LEARNING TO FLY!
IF YOU INTERRUPT HIS LESSON - EVEN THOUGH YOU MEAN WELL -
YOU COULD HURT HIM!
SO LEAVE BABY TO THE BIRDS!
HE'LL BE HAPPIEST LEARNING FROM MOM!
I GET THE POINT.